the mysteries of HARRIS BURDICK. --CAPTAIN TORY

CAPTAIN TORY STORY

"Is that true, i thought that captain Tory died when he was drunk and crashed into a truck," said Geoff as he stared at the misty wharf from his bedroom window. The young man (12) curious of what happened in that dredful night.
"No he didn't. He died because he stared at a beautiful women with big bazookas and then he crashed into the next door house," said his father
"Can I see?"
"NO,"
"Why?"
"Because the ghost of Captain Tory still haunts the ruins of the house and if a lady with big boobs stands next to the ruins of the next door house, her boobs will disappear,"
"well i am not a lady with big boobs so i going,"
"WAIT!"
Geoff ran downstairs and straight to the door and advanced to the next door house. He felt the heeby geebies as he approached the ruins of the once most beautiful house in the entire town. He went inside the once pretty boat herd creaking and saw the walls covered in blood stains.
"Hello,"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"wh-w-h-who are u,"
"My name is Captain Tory or you can call me Tory and yours?,"
"Name is Geoff Littlebottom, you look really good for your age,"
" Yeah I'm actually 100,"
"Omg, i thought your age is 30,"
"Tory,"
"yes,"
"what is with the blood stains in the walls?"
"no that's tomato sauce. I tried to open the lid of my tomato sauce container then it ended horribly wrong,"
"then what that finger doing in the floor?"
"NO, that is just a Halloween toy. LOOK,"
The amputated finger was acturally a lighter, the bottom of the finger covered with blood to give that sense of the finger was chopped off.
"I have a question,"
"what is it Geoff?"
"why did this boat crashed into that house 3 years ago?"
"Here's the story, i was travelling in that time to Jamacia and arrived here to be greeted by my family but it ended horribly wrong as i was chased by Jamacian people because i didn't payed for my car park. Turing my boat left, right, left and right again to avoid the rocks and to get rid of my sent, if you know what i mean. I crashed and jumped out of the boat. Since then i was poor and i needed somewhere to live so i used the boat as a house."
"Nice to meet you,"
"you too," said Tory with a malevolence grin.
As Geoff was about to approach outside the dark misty haunted boat he turned his head around slowly and saw Tory turned into a unbelievable ugly, foul, wicke, repulsive, hideous, vicious creature emerged from the shadows.
"I AM SCREWED!" said Geoff as those were the last words he would ever say
The next day appeared and his father went inside the boat, trying to find his only son. The boat was dark and very stinky and herd flies swarming inside the boat. He turned on his torch and his eyes bulged from his face and tears appeared and poured like a waterfall. His eyes shocked as if he saw a ghost. Geoff's father saw a pieces of shreded body parts, scattered across the boat and saw the walls covered with stains of blood. The muscles and fat teared of the bones of his lims. Geoff was shredded like a thin pieces of paper. In the middle of the boat, he saw the remains of his body, lying down, asleep, his eyeballs missing and his hair teared from his head.

SO THAT WASN'T TOMATO SAUCE COVERED IN WALLS AFTER ALL...........................

THE END

PROJUCED BY AFRO STORYTELLER.

Student teachers

rod and monique (sorry if i didn't spell ur name right) are the best student teachers i ever met.

G33LONG

geelong is 50% stuffed up but they still have great players

OBAMA

OBAMA IS SCREWED>>>>> sorry fellow friend, u got smashed in the mid term elections but at least u have more seats in the senate. \

I hope its a wake up call for him to fix things in the lands of the "concrete jungle"

GAMES

gran turismo is the best driving simulator in the world. Finally me and Arnold like something in common (in the gaming world)

JOKE

with nintendo being racist it was just a joke ( for those who take it seriously, you must be in the high achiever class. YOU SMARTASSES.

that high achiever's decision is the most hardest decision i have ever made in my life. OMG.

I think i am going to decine the offer but it is a great to be reconised in the way i work and challenge myself in tasks.

It good to just go through the journey of school life, with out changing its "DNA" (stucture), if my sister went through the same journey and got their excellent marks, well i should do the same thing, with out jumping in one place to another.

amazing race

why in every single amazing race the african team always lose. OMG

the Survivour AFRO critic

i must talk about survivour, best competition show ever. Naonka (afro girl)is the most meanest lady in the entire world. this survivour is pretty boring, i think it is losing its touch catching the audience week by week, finding out who would be the next loser. this paticular season is the 21st and it could go for even longer.

nintendo is racist

why the hell do nintendo AKA pokemon named their new game pokemon black and white.

RACHET AND CLANK IS THE BEST GAME/ SERIES OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!! FOR SONY

AFRO CRITIC- IT'S FINALS TIME

so my friends, we are heading to the end to the season and everything is unfolding and taking shape. as i open the package i show the 'real' contenders of the mighty premiership cup. as i have seen the last two weeks of the home and away season, the real contenders are collingwood and geelong no doubt. bulldogs (soory to say) are no chance and st kilda are a bunch of cats with big nuts and a bunch of people who eat too much fish.

(ALSO WHEN DA CATS POOP THEY LEAVE A TRAIL OF GREEN HOUSE GAS coz they stink and dont know how to play football and get pwned by the hall that is barry). a quote from arnold (not swedish or vatever he comes from... NOT ARNOLD BIGMUSCLETERMINATOR) I think the western bulldogs will ppppppwwwn every single team because they have Julia Gillard as their full forward GO ON JULIA SHOW THEM WHOS BOSS AROUND HERE!

there u have it, the asian critic has spoken.

as i was saying, if geelong and collingwood to make the grand final, geelong would have to win.

AFRO CRITIC- DEMOCRATIC GRUNDI (DEBATE)

i reckon i was a bit shaky in the start, like a big bunch of jelly. i could not complicate how difficult it was to speak to people like arnold and feliz and her perfect 8 on her footy tips (WATCH OUT BABY!)

my team did really well and i thought the opposition's team was really competitive and had people in their team like ROD and Ryan (but they are all overgrown felines who dont know how to stick their nuts out of peoples beeswax GETA GRIP MAN).

my team kicked them all the way to jamaica.

the end.

afro critic

थे अद्वेंतुरेस ऑफ़

थे अद्वेंतुरेस ऑफ़

थे अद्वेंतुरेस ऑफ़

where in the freaken world is afro

Billy would go to USA and my first and only mission would be Washington and see OBAMA. After meeting the President I would want to see the White House and see the Congress.

I would also want to go to New York and go on top of the Empire State Building and sing Empire State of Mind. On the way I would say hello to Bill Gates.

Also I would go to the Oscars and see Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta Jones and also see Barney from How o Met Ur Mother and on the way hug Beyonce. I and she will go sing Halo or ALL THE SINGLE ladies.

where in the freaken world is afro

billy would go to USA and my first and only mission would be Washington and see OBAMA. After meeting the President I would want to see the White House and see the Congress.

I Would also want to go to New York and go on top of the Empire State Building and sing Empire State Of Mind. On the way i would say hello to Bill Gates.

Also i would go to the Oscars and see Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta Jones and also see Barney from How o Met Ur Mother and on the way hug Beyonce. Me and her will go sing Halo or ALL THE SINGLE lADIES.

afro critic

ryan (small ryan), essendon has no chance of making the top ten. The only real highlight for essendon this year was defeating st kilda and that's it.

ryan (teacher ryan) geelong has made it in the last three grand finals and showing their dominance in football. If geelong defeat collingwood and the western bulldogs they have every chance of taking the premiership. But if they lose to coll. and w.b they would still have a chance but it would be a hard journey advancing to the finals.

WHO WILL REACH THE Grand final?

it would be likley that geelong would reach their 4 consectutive grand final campaign and the team that would verse them would either be collingwood or the western bulldogs. i think st kilda dosen't have the power to take the preimership cup just because they are overgrown sausages.

Mythlology- GREEK GODS

3 GREEK GODS- Aphrodite, goddess of love
Apollo, god of the sun
Athena, god of wisdom

3 GREEK PHILOSOPHER- Plato, Aristotle, Homer, Aesop

3 GREEK CITES- Delphi, Thebes, Athens

3 MYTHICAL MONSTERS- Harpy, hydra,Cyclopes

HOW TO CREATE A BLOG FOR DUMMIES

STEP NO.1



Open your computer by pressing the on button







STEP NO.2



A window will apear, it will say log on.







STEP NO.3



add your user and password







STEP N0.4



press the internet icon and click on it







STEP NO.5



on google type in blogger (or go to blogger.com)







STEP NO.6



on the homepage type a random user and password (try to get it wrong).







STEP NO.7



there would be a button saying create new google account, click on it.







STEP NO.8



All of the details will apear like address and name (fill everything). If your a dummy, ask someone smart like ryan wiese.







STEP NO. 9

Name your blog, type the url and the work vertification

STEP NO. 10

PICK ANY TEMPLATE THAT YOU DESIRE

NOW YOUR BLOG WILL BE SHOWN RIGHT IN YOUR EYES.

-YOU CAN EDIT THE DESIGN OF THE BLOG AND ADD COOL THINGS LIKE ADD A GADGET BY GOING TO LAYOUT AND PICKING ANYTHING U WANT.

Quiz questions

THE HIGHEST POINT IN THE WORLD (MOUNTAIN) --- Mt Everest approx. 29,035 feet (8,850 meters) and located in Nepal and china, Himalayas (capital of Nepal is Kathmandu and capital of china is Beijing)

LONGEST RIVER IN THE WORLD ----- The Nile river stretches across the north and eastern Africa . Length in miles-- 4,135

HIGEST TEPERATURE RECORDED ----- In Al’ Aziziyah, Libya the highest temperature was recorded. Reaching the temperature of 57.8 C and recorded in 13-09-1922

LOWEST TEPERATURE RECORDED ----- The lowest temperature recorded was on Antarctica in Vostok station. Reaching the temperature of -89.2 C (-128.6 F)

HIGEST ANNUAL RAINFALL RECORDED ----- The highest recorded annual rainfall in the world is located in Mt Waialeale in Hawaii and had 460 ml of rain annually

LOWEST ANNUAL RAINFALL RECORDED ----- Chile recorded the lowest annual rainfall recording 0.03 inches of rain.

Google earth questions

Q1: what is the distance between my school and home?
2.1 kilometers

Q2: what landmarks do I see on the way to school?
Flemington racecourse, footscray park, Mc donalds

MY FAVOURITE FOOD PT TWO SORRY FOR MY CRAP ENGLISH

WHAT WAS THE FOOD THAT I ATE?
the food i ate was fish (salmon)with salad and cous cous and tomato sauce.

WHERE DID I EAT?
At my family house.

WHEN DID I EAT?
1/1/2010 in the new year

WHY DID I EAT THE FISH?
to celebrate the new year

WHAT DID IT TASTE LIKE?
it tasted really nice with the tomato sauce and the fish and the salad was the icing on the cake.

BY BILLY AFRO INDUSTRIES

MY FAVOURITE FOOD PT TWO SORRY FOR MY CRAP ENGLISH

WHAT WAS THE FOOD THAT I ATE?
the food i ate was fish (salmon)with salad and cous cous and tomato sauce.

WHERE DID I EAT?
At my family house.

WHEN DID I EAT?
1/1/2010 in the new year

WHY DID I EAT THE FISH?
to celebrate the new year

WHAT DID IT TASTE LIKE?
it tasted really nice with the tomato sauce and the fish and the salad was the icing on the cake.

BY BILLY AFRO INDUSTRIES

MY FAVOURITE FOOD

WHAT WAS THE FOOD THAT I ATE?
the food i ate was fish (salmon)with salad and cous cous and tomato sauce.

WHERE DID I eat?
At my family house.

WHEN DID I ATE?
1/1/2010 in the new year

WHY DID I ATE THE FISH?
to celebrate the new year

HOW DID IT TASTE LIKE?
it tasted really nice with the tomato sauce and the fish and the salad was the icing on the cake.

BY BILLY AFRO INDUSTRIES

BLACKBIRD RIVER CRUISE PART.2

PT 2 of BLACKBIRD RIVER CRUISE

So when I was in the boat with my fellow classmate, the boat started to cruise down the  maribyrnong river. The old man (MR Peter) started to talk and the river cruise began. You could hear the voice of the mic. from Jamaica (well not really from Jamaica, let's say from the school). I could taste the wind in my mouth but it didn't taste like anything. When we pass through the bridges, like the red bridge and the concrete bridges they all looked boring and ugly(i could of built better bridges than that). When the boat was under some bridges, you could reached to touch the pillers. The surface of the pillers felt really rocky, wet and smelt really bad. You could see the mini waves when the boat pushed through the water. The boat was really noisy because of it's motor and sometimes was really annoying! The wind brushed my face as if the wind was actually slapping my face. When we came back to hard ground, I thought it would have to be the most boringest/interesting cruise I have ever been to in my life. 

MADE BY BILLY (AFRO) INDUSTRIES

THE BLACK BIRD RIVER CRUISE

I sat down in that old boat, black bird. I saw the river from jamaica all the way to down town china (in Melbourne). I smelt the yucky smell of fuel from the boat and the boat should of got a clean job because the smoke stank. I saw all of the trees, plant life, the river (of course), the anglers bar (i still don't believe dolphins in the river daniel) and also cameron always up my face telling me stuff. Thats the end of my story. If you want any more, well deal with it because it is finished okay! BYE

MADE BY (BILLY) AFRO INDUSTRIES INC. HAHAHAAHAHAAH

GO DOGS IN THE NAB CUP............................. ITK IS THE YEAR OF THE DOG

the beginning

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