Thursday, August 26, 2010

AFRO CRITIC- IT'S FINALS TIME

so my friends, we are heading to the end to the season and everything is unfolding and taking shape. as i open the package i show the 'real' contenders of the mighty premiership cup. as i have seen the last two weeks of the home and away season, the real contenders are collingwood and geelong no doubt. bulldogs (soory to say) are no chance and st kilda are a bunch of cats with big nuts and a bunch of people who eat too much fish.

(ALSO WHEN DA CATS POOP THEY LEAVE A TRAIL OF GREEN HOUSE GAS coz they stink and dont know how to play football and get pwned by the hall that is barry). a quote from arnold (not swedish or vatever he comes from... NOT ARNOLD BIGMUSCLETERMINATOR) I think the western bulldogs will ppppppwwwn every single team because they have Julia Gillard as their full forward GO ON JULIA SHOW THEM WHOS BOSS AROUND HERE!

there u have it, the asian critic has spoken.

as i was saying, if geelong and collingwood to make the grand final, geelong would have to win.

AFRO CRITIC- DEMOCRATIC GRUNDI (DEBATE)

i reckon i was a bit shaky in the start, like a big bunch of jelly. i could not complicate how difficult it was to speak to people like arnold and feliz and her perfect 8 on her footy tips (WATCH OUT BABY!)

my team did really well and i thought the opposition's team was really competitive and had people in their team like ROD and Ryan (but they are all overgrown felines who dont know how to stick their nuts out of peoples beeswax GETA GRIP MAN).

my team kicked them all the way to jamaica.

the end.

afro critic

Thursday, August 5, 2010

where in the freaken world is afro

Billy would go to USA and my first and only mission would be Washington and see OBAMA. After meeting the President I would want to see the White House and see the Congress.

I would also want to go to New York and go on top of the Empire State Building and sing Empire State of Mind. On the way I would say hello to Bill Gates.

Also I would go to the Oscars and see Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta Jones and also see Barney from How o Met Ur Mother and on the way hug Beyonce. I and she will go sing Halo or ALL THE SINGLE ladies.

where in the freaken world is afro

billy would go to USA and my first and only mission would be Washington and see OBAMA. After meeting the President I would want to see the White House and see the Congress.

I Would also want to go to New York and go on top of the Empire State Building and sing Empire State Of Mind. On the way i would say hello to Bill Gates.

Also i would go to the Oscars and see Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta Jones and also see Barney from How o Met Ur Mother and on the way hug Beyonce. Me and her will go sing Halo or ALL THE SINGLE lADIES.